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Tuesday, August 11, 2009


The sun in your eyes.  The smell of freshly cut grass.  A cold drink in one hand and a hot-dog in the other.  All the while your sitting right behind the third base plate yelling absurd profanity.  Ahhh baseball... my favorite sport.  I love everything there is about it and I'm so glad to be back to watch it all I want!

Monday, August 3, 2009


Bula!  Bonjour!  G'day! How are ya? 



I'm back!  What an AMAZING summer its been.  There is just way too much to write about and I'm really trying to avoid Carpel Tunnel.  





Let me put it this way, I just went to Tahiti, Fiji & New Zealand... and got paid for it!  Not only did I get a decent pay check, but I embarked on a trip where I became a member of a village and got to delve into their culture, I swam with sharks and kissed a beautiful sea turtle and I surfed with Palo, the Tahitian champion for the past three years.



Thats really just the tip of the iceberg.  I sailed around New Zealand and Fiji, high-fived a dolphin, ate fruit, met Tane Mahuta ( a 2000 year old Kauri tree in New Zealand ), scuba dived, hiked Moorea Island, swam with sting rays, ate fruit, got Giardia, partook of a Kava ceremony, fought off sharks, missed Michael Jacksons funeral, chilled with Wilson on Cast Away island, ate more fruit, opened a coconut with my bare hands and a rock, lost my phone, lost my sunglasses, gained weight, lost weight, gained it back, got buried in sand by twelve fijian kids, saw a nude beach, said hi to people on nude beach, played rugby and got sunburned.  Did I mention I got paid for all this?




All of this while dragging along ten kids!  Not too bad.  Thanks WV!


Sunday, June 7, 2009

Into the Wild


For those of you who haven't heard yet. I quit my job at the Olive Garden and am now hired by a company based out of Jackson Hole called Wilderness Ventures. www.wildernessventures.com. It is probably going to go down as one of the most amazing experiences of my life. The company takes high school kids on domestic and international trips and takes them to some of the coolest places on earth. Luckily enough, me and another co-leader will be taking sixteen kids to the South Pacific for over a month! Tahiti, Fiji and New Zealand to be exact. We will be surfing, sailing, scuba diving, attempting to teach Fijian kids English and retaining some life-long memories. My adventure begins next Sunday but in the meantime I've been learning to survive in the wild. I may even get my own discovery channel show and teach that British guy a thing or two. I must go now, into the wild. Into the wild blue yonder. Now if I could only grow a beard...

Saturday, May 23, 2009


I drove back to Logan from Idaho Falls last night.  I decided to leave at midnight for some reason. Who knows why?  You gotta love late-night drives though.  When its dark, you don't have much to look at so you just... think.  Then you think some more.  Then your mind goes from here to there and you start to sort out your life and the next thing you know your evaluating yourself.  Maybe it's never happened to you but that's usually how my thought process works.  

The best thing about this is from Pocatello to Logan there was absolutely no radio stations coming in... except for one.  A station in Salt Lake was playing nothing but Techno.  Repetitive measures that never stop all the while some high-pitched voice is singing nonsense in the background.  At first I was pissed.  Then after about twenty minutes I started to feel somewhat in a trance.  It wasn't until then that I realized Techno music opens up channels in your brain that only Techno could do!  

It was like the loose wires in my brain had found each-other after all these years and I could think clearly.  It probably had nothing to do with the music playing but I'd like to think otherwise.  I'm sorry Techno.  Im sorry I doubted you.  I still wont listen to you but in case I need you at one in the morning, I'll know where to find you.  

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Moved on...

So I moved out of my house of two years over to a house a block away! I really wanted a change of scenery, you know? The weather and scenery is so much nicer where I'm at now. I reside in a house named, "The Apple Pie House." Its been great! The roommates are great, the view is seriously superb. It's just a nice place to start over and move on. What more could I ask for? I sure am glad I didn't wait until the last minute to get a place though and end up still there. I recently walked over to The Cube to check to see if I had mail or anything and to my surprise, the house smelled of cigarette smoke and nauseating spices. My mouth watered... Good thing I left.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

So I realized that I need to be one of those bloggers that can write little tid-bits here and there about things going on in my life rather than just waiting for something BIG to happen and write a novel about it. SO! First order of business... I just had my last final test today and my summer has officially begun! Thank you, thank you... no need to cheer. So now I will try to find an alternate mode of public transportation to my place of work since my car is MIA, or POW or KIA. Yes, I believe thats first order of business. More short stories to come soon. Stay tuned, tell your friends and take luck. GOODBYE!

Sunday, March 22, 2009





 










 


To get away from this years craziness, I went on a Mexican Riviera  cruise with 200 of my fellow Utah State Students.  It all started when there was an invite back in November to go on a Cruise for spring break for a week for only $350.  Hmmm... I thought to myself, OKAY!  So for the past four months I have waited patiently.  For I had never been on a cruise or to Mexico! Yayyy two for the price of one! Look at me spending my money wisely during these dark financial times.  So we drove to L.A and boarded our ship Saturday morning and we were off!  The ship was huge and there was plenty to do.  We were at sea for about two days and It took some getting used to being on the water that long. I mean, I'm a pretty tough man, but I felt like I was drunk the first 24 hours. I was offered Dramamine and other vicarious drugs to ease my pain but NO! I refuse! Pirates and Columbus didnt have the luxury of ear-drum, balancing drugs! Why should I?!  I am a pirate and an explorer for a week! Argggg!!!

We pulled into our first port, Cabo San Lucas, on monday. We only had about 8 hours to be on land so we found a water taxi, and grabbed some snorkel gear, all for $10.  The day was spent on lovers beach, snorkeling, and cliff jumping. The fish there were beautiful, but i've seen better in my travels.  I got bored of looking at sea critters so I decided to go on the north side of the beach to tackle some waves.  They were practically yelling at me and mocking me so I had to man up and fight them.  Now when I say "fight" a wave, I mean wait for the swell to form then dive right into at and punch anything that gets in my way.  So I go a few rounds with some waves when the ocean decides to send in its top fighter, " El diablo" as I like to call him. So the wave swells up, big and mightier then the rest. I hesitate for only a millisecond.  I must defend my country, I must fight back. The scene all of a sudden slows down like a an epic battle scene. Two Titans run at each other, each with their muscles glistening in the sun. I see the evil in the face of my oppenent but I keep my composure.  The wave has reached its peak, 12 massive feet it rises into the air. I leap from the sand soaring toward the wave.  My arms pulled back and my face roaring like a lion! Wham!!! We collide with thunderous sound! I'm immediately surrounded by water and I thrash to make the wave feel everything I got. Without warning I'm slammed into the ocean bed. Ouch, I think to myself. That one hurt.  I arise from the water yelling profanity, for "El diablo" cheated and brought his homies to take me down! No fair "El diablo" NO FAIR! Long story short, I found out by the cruise doctor I dislocated my rib. I'm fine though.


So that was our day in Cabo, next day MAZATLAN! The city was very cool and we spent half the day in the flea markets. Then the other half relaxing on the beach. I was still sore from the previous day.  Nothing too exciting happened there but we did eat some delicious tacos and my spanglish improved.

The day after we arrived in Puerto Vallarta.  This was my favorite place by far. The city was lush and in the heart of a beautiful mexican forrest. We also had all day to spend there so we made the best of it.  We spent the first half doing an excursion where we went 20 miles south of the city and went zip-lining  over the canopy and repelled off waterfalls. It was stunning, the other half was spent in more flea markets and walking on the pier. A great day! The rest of the ship time was on sea back to the states. It was such a cool experience and one I'll never forget.  By now my family is jealous that I've travelled more then most of them combined.  All I can say is... get used to it! Love ya!




Thursday, March 5, 2009


So me madre had, what is hopefully, her FINAL surgery last thursday and I have to say it was the most nerve racking seven hours of my life! She was moved to the University of Utah's hospital earlier last week to be operated on by only the best surgeons.  There was a look in all of my family members eyes the day of the surgery that expressed our worry. There wasn't much talking between us and the mood was pretty solemn.  Sometimes my mother would just look at one of us with half a smirk and she would do her best to hold back from crying.  Nobody really wanted to talk like we were going to lose her and I think it's because we had faith in Heavenly Father to keep her around us for a little longer.  When she went in for operation, I couldn't stand being in the hospital, so I left to Temple Square and Gateway mall.  What's wrong with a little spiritual boost and window shopping right?  I then went back to the hotel and slept off the afternoon.  About five hours after she went in I went back to the hospital to join my family only to find out she was already done! My family was just waiting to hear from the doctor.  So in comes Dr. Glasgow and he tells us that the surgery couldn't have gone any more perfect! He had to admit, he was a little worried about this operation but my mother passed with flying colors.  Crazy part of her surgery was the removal of both her spleen and stomach. Yep. No spleen.  No stomach.  They attached her small intestine to her esophagus and... thats pretty much the way the cookie was going to crumble. The small intestine adapts and takes over the digestion that the stomach would normally do.  Other then three to four small meals a day... mom is going to live a normal life. No more feeding tubes coming out of her abdomen, no more bed rest, no more worry.  She'll have a tough recovery of course,  but I believe in my mother just like all of you did. Which brings about my thanks to all of you who supported us and prayed for us.  The world of medicine truly has its miracles and I'm so glad my mom is going to be around to show off her GINORMOUS scar...

Friday, January 30, 2009

Hi everyone.  How's the new year coming along? Good? Sorry im slacking in the blog department but I DID fill out this fact sheet for Facebook that I thought I could post for everyone to see.  There isn't a whole lot of news that I feel the need to write about right now, but soon enough my fans... soon enough. So here are some facts. Family, correct me if I'm wrong on anything.


FACTS:

1- My tongue has this weird crack in the middle and I every time someone sees it they just cant help but point it out. However, some girls have told me that it feels nice during kissing. 

 

2- As a wee child I absolutely loved dinosaurs.  For all you bandwagon jumpers out there, it was before Jurassic Park came out fool!

 

3- I was arrested exactly a year ago on the 30th of January for not showing proof of insurance.  It's not my fault my fax didn't go through!  I had a warrant out for my arrest and one night after calling in a tow truck for a group of girls who's car was stranded, the cops came and took me in!  The roommates came and busted me out though and I got my bail money back after I proved to the court I really did have insurance.  Justice was served.

 

4- I would rather like to live in a tent in the middle of nowhere and be able to lay down and see our galaxy then to live in a glitzy, suburban home. 

 

5- I love to paint and draw.  I used to do it all the time but it's slowed a little since high school. I’m still good at it though. :)

 

6- I had highlights in Jr. High and High school.  Not proud of them. Not one bit.

 

7- I love everything there is about baseball.  I love to play, watch, read and attend.  I understand some people cant stand to watch it, but if you can watch golf, you sure as heck can watch baseball.

 

8- Along with the dinosaur thing, I wanted to be a paleontologist when I was a kid.  I still have a small desire.

 

9- I have three teeth instead of four, in between my two bottom canines.  The fourth was knocked out and swallowed due to a trampoline accident when I was in 5th grade.  The whereabouts of that missing tooth is still unknown.

 

10- I love writing and singing music.  I have about nine original songs right now that are currently on CD.  Only a select few have heard this CD. 

 

11- I once had an out-of-body experience when I was in third grade.  I had a really bad fever and stomach flew and I became unconscious for 20 hours.  I remember looking down at myself and my family from above my bed.  It was awesome.

 

12- I love to read.  College books not so much.  Usually if the cover intrigues me I have to read it. I have a small collection. My favorite is The Alchemist.

 

13- I hate it when someone classifies me in a certain category of people based off how little they've gotten to know me.

 

14- Me and two of my friends were the top story of all three Idaho Falls news channels.  We had gone tubbing down the snake river one fine summer day when we thought it would be fun to go over a mini dam.  The current sucked me and one other friend in after we went over,  while the other was pushed out.  He went to go get help and the two of us clung to our tubes to avoid the under current.  The sheriffs came out in boats and saved us from certain DEATH!  We then thought it would be cool to get interviewed by all the stations and local news paper. We were smart.

 

15- I have a passion for cooking. I'm pretty great at it too.  I only bust out a great dish for special occasions but my wife will experience food she could only dream about.

 

16- I converted into the LDS church about four years ago.  It was a choice I made for myself and one of the greatest choices I have ever made.

 

17- I NEVER judge.  I have lived both sides of the spectrum and would be the last person to tell you your wrong in what you do.  I have my own choices and beliefs and I feel everyone should make choices for themselves.

 

18- I am not married, yet I have a blogspot. I like to write okay? People ask me all the time, " RJ, I want to be in the know of your life!" I'm simply giving the people what they want.

 

19- I have a pilots license.  Yep. That's right. I can fly. You can't. 

 

20- I HATE math. 

 

21- Sometimes I think I have some crazy scientific theory or analogy figured out but when I try to express it into words, I sound dumb.  One day though, I will point at you and laugh and say "HA! Told you so!!!"

 

22- When I have kids, I want girls.  I don't know why. I want one son and the rest, girls.  Random.

 

23- I don't know how to play the piano but so desperately want to learn.

 

24- I'm a confident guy, but girls scare me.

 

25- I have a super power to foresee the future in my dreams.  No lie. It's happened three times that I can remember. You think De'ja Vu is trippy? Ha!  You think you know... but you have no idea.